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thegovernmentstolemygermscd:

philosophy-of-praxis:

thegovernmentstolemygermscd:

Shit man, do they make a pan large enough to boil a human? 

Half the fun is in the hunt.

I know of a few that would be good for young humans. Is it bad morality to engage in Marxist Cannibalism if the specimens being cannibalized are under a certain age?

Eh, I think encouraging this level of revolutionary terror is just much simpler than awkward “who are my real parents?” conversations that will inevitably happen.

cirqueduferret:

philosophy-of-praxis:

That’s true.  Have you ever compared the difference between boiling a lobster and boiling a human?  Damn do lobsters make a creepy screaming noise when you chuck them in the pan.

Actually that’s just the air escaping their shells. Lobsters are put in a vegetative state beforehand so they can’t feel anything.

Humans on the other hand bitch the whole way down.

Thumbs up.

thegovernmentstolemygermscd:

aarbearrawr:

thegovernmentstolemygermscd:

aarbearrawr:

enterkylexvx:

thegovernmentstolemygermscd:

when people who are under 30 say they’ve been straightedge for 10+ years.

MOTHERFUCKER YOU WERE NOT STRAIGHTEDGE, YOU WERE A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN. 

What a joke.

I am in no way straight edge, nor do I ever intend to be. That being said, I have learned that straight edge is more than just abiding by the laws set in place to govern what a person does or does not put in their body. Straight edge (if I understand it correctly) is a person, regardless of age, deciding that they do not want to poison themselves with drugs and alcohol and as a result choose to claim edge.

Point of fact, there is no legal age for the following:

  • Marijuana
  • Cocaine
  • Heroin
  • Crack
  • Opium
  • LSD
  • Peyote
  • Any prescription medicine

Edge has almost nothing to do with age.

WWWAAAHHHHHH!!!! Motherfucker shut up. You have no idea what the fuck I’m talking about. Stop trolling the fucking tags and be quiet. 

lol this coming from someone who claims they are an anarchist, yet still “trolls vegans”. Because oppression is really bad when it is happening to you, but it’s a joke when it happens to another species. Nothing you say means anything.

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That’s true.  Have you ever compared the difference between boiling a lobster and boiling a human?  Damn do lobsters make a creepy screaming noise when you chuck them in the pan.